I’m innocent! Innocent I tell you!
I have no idea what I did to deserve this, but I was arrested and have been sentenced to hard-time in some gulag — I think I heard them call it “The Keg.”
I’ll be booked into jail on September 17th. I’ve been told if I can post $1,000 in bail before lockup they’ll go easy on me—they might even let me out the same day.
If not, no more Responsible Marketing Blog—there’s no Wi-Fi in the big house, ya know.
Can you donate $500? $250? $100? $50? $25? Anything will help!
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I’m really worried about this.
They keep saying, “You’re going behind bars for good!”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but that sounds like they mean forever to me.
Any and all donations appreciated.
Your support of the MDA Lock-Up will also help provide wheelchairs, clinic visits, support groups and summer camp for the families served by the MDA.