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I’m going to jail! Can you help me with bail?

By August 26, 2008August 19th, 20205 Comments

Patrick Byers in Jail - MDA Lock-Up

I’m innocent! Innocent I tell you!

I have no idea what I did to deserve this, but I was arrested and have been sentenced to hard-time in some gulag — I think I heard them call it “The Keg.”

Sounds scary.

I’ll be booked into jail on September 17th. I’ve been told if I can post $1,000 in bail before lockup they’ll go easy on me—they might even let me out the same day.

If not, no more Responsible Marketing Blog—there’s no Wi-Fi in the big house, ya know.

Can you donate $500? $250? $100? $50? $25? Anything will help!

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I’m really worried about this.

They keep saying, “You’re going behind bars for good!”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but that sounds like they mean forever to me.

Any and all donations appreciated.

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